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Sweet Jesus

 

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Jesus probably rode dinosaurs.

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Smuggler Sculpted Jesus Statue Out of Cocaine

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Here’s a strange tale of one drug smuggler who sculpted cocaine into a statue of Jesus, complete with painted-on flowing hair and a gold cape:

A drug dealer named The Spider is wondering why his Jesus Christ still hasn’t appeared in Dallas. Thanks to an unusual bust by federal agents in Laredo, they’re not going to connect.

Drug traffickers mixed as much as six pounds of the illicit white powder into a paste and used it to make a regal statue of the Christian savior, complete with painted-on flowing hair and a gold cape.

Smugglers were likely hoping the statue, which could be worth as much as $30,000 on the streets, would be dismissed by border guards as just another of the hundreds of plaster representations hawked to borderland tourists.

But a dog trained to sniff out drugs confirmed it was anything but another religious memento.

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I never knew Jesus was a Golfer...

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Jesus at the Winter Olympics

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Jesus Balloon

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Jesus and Budweiser, a match made in heaven?

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Do NOT turn Jesus on

 

 

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Jesus Cosmetics prove too cheeky for Singapore chain

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A Singapore-based retailer pulled a line of cheeky Jesus-branded cosmetics from its shelves after complaints from irate Catholics.

The cosmetics, called "Lookin' Good for Jesus", are made by American makeup company Blue Q. It was sold in three Topshop outlets in Singapore.

Wing Tai Holdings, which manages the Topshop brand in the city-state, pulled the items of its shelves late last month after some customers complained.

Some of the products sold include, a "virtuous vanilla" lip balm, hand and body cream and a mirrored Jesus statuette.

They feature a drawing of Jesus flanked by two adoring women and carry slogans such as "Get tight with Christ", "Get His Attention" and "Redeem Your Reputation and More".

Blue Q also carries other tongue-in-cheek items such as a "Believe in God Breath Spray".

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Threat Alert Jesus

 

 

 

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The Jesus Light Switch

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OMG, It's Jesus

 

 

 

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Jesus? WTF?

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Even Jesus would sign up

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The screengrab above shows Christian dating google search ads. The top ad reads - Even Jesus would be like "Seriously you need to sign up."

 

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